|OVERALL AVERAGE RATING|
|PLOT DEVELOPMENT: Say It ... Vampire!|
|CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT: Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.|
|PROSE/DESCRIPTIVE WRITING: The lion fell in love with the lamb.|
|GRAMMAR: How You Likin the Rain, Girl?|
|HIGHLY ADDICTIVE: My brand of heroin.|
Dirty Dancing with the Devil Herself by JayJayHale
Edward left Bella, forcing his family to stay away from her. Six years onwards, the Cullens are a mess and Emmett decides to get away from his angst-ridden family and let loose. What he finds in the meanest biker bar in Seattle will shock everyone.