|OVERALL AVERAGE RATING|
|PLOT DEVELOPMENT: Say It ... Vampire!|
|CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT: Stupid, shiny Volvo owner.|
|PROSE/DESCRIPTIVE WRITING: The lion fell in love with the lamb.|
|GRAMMAR: How You Likin the Rain, Girl?|
|HIGHLY ADDICTIVE: My brand of heroin.|
Begrudged by jandco and WTVOC
Forget everything they told you about true love. Sometimes, everything they tell you is a well-intentioned lie.